I can go all the way up and all the way down stairs now. Still can’t walk though.
I am not growing up very fast. But that shouldn’t prevent me from scaling over 3-meter-high fences when they get in the way of breaking the law to get to cool places. With the appropriate use of Weirdo, Cranky, and another dumb adult, I managed to pass this one without even trying.
Twice. On the way in and on the way out.
To where? I could tell you, by then…
Half the food that comes into my abuelos’ house ends up in the trash. Today I’m protesting by eating everythimg I find on the. floor
Today, I stood on my own two feet, without assistance or anyone holding me. For more than a minute! Of course that wasn’t enough for the two slackers to snap a picture, so you’re gonna have to trust my word for now.
No biggie, go back to work now.
Lol. Yesterday a woman mistook Cranky for my sister. See, in Mexico, you can’t be a mom if you ain’t obese.
Weirdo is all frantic because he just found out I have no problem unlocking his tablet. It’s not like slide-to-unlock is worth a patent! If he wants real security, he should get a password.
Thanks to Argentinian drivers being assholes, I just spent my first all-night on a gas station. A nice one though. I slept on a plastic table and woke up to the sound of songbirds being scared away by a bunch of boys engaged in a fist fight.
Yay for Argentina. Let us get our asses to Uruguay quiclyish.
A few weeks after my eye color settled on brown, it appears to turn out that my hair might be blond. This saves Cranky from a depression, she’s had Mein Kampf on her bedstand forever.