I can go all the way up and all the way down stairs now. Still can’t walk though.
I am not growing up very fast. But that shouldn’t prevent me from scaling over 3-meter-high fences when they get in the way of breaking the law to get to cool places. With the appropriate use of Weirdo, Cranky, and another dumb adult, I managed to pass this one without even trying.
Twice. On the way in and on the way out.
To where? I could tell you, by then…
Half the food that comes into my abuelos’ house ends up in the trash. Today I’m protesting by eating everythimg I find on the. floor
Today, I stood on my own two feet, without assistance or anyone holding me. For more than a minute! Of course that wasn’t enough for the two slackers to snap a picture, so you’re gonna have to trust my word for now.
No biggie, go back to work now.
Lol. Yesterday a woman mistook Cranky for my sister. See, in Mexico, you can’t be a mom if you ain’t obese.