Today I fell off a chair for the first time. Turns out the floor is a lot harder when you drop on it like a sack of potatoes. I don’t remember exactly how it happened. I think I dropped my spoon and tried to grab for it and ended up taking a nosedive in the unfathomable abysses between chair and floor.
I’m all fine now. Weirdo and Cranky are still shaking. What’s wrong with those two?